1 câu chuyện tiếng Anh hay !!!

Thảo luận trong 'Trò Chuyện Tổng Hợp' bắt đầu bởi Daywalker, 17 Tháng tám 2004.

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  1. Daywalker Ex-Mod

    1 câu chuyện tiếng Anh hay đêêê !!

    Just read and forget,

    1st Scene.
    Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room,right in front of their
    little son.
    > > >Daddy : Oh!!! You Bitch!
    > > >Mommy : What?? You Bastard!
    > > >Son : Daddy, Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastard??
    > > >At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up of something.
    > > >Daddy : It means Ladies and Gentlemen son.
    > > >Son : Oh I see!
    2nd Scene...
    Little Son was watching a TV show about premarital sex and there they
    mentioned the words 'breasts' and 'penises'.
    Mommy was reading the papers.
    > > >Son : Mommy, what's breasts and penises?
    At this moment, mommy turned blue, and quickly thought of something to
    > > >Mom: It means coats and hats, son.
    > > >Son : Oh I see!
    3rd Scene...Daddy was shaving his beard and son passed by; the toilet. Suddenly
    cut himself and scream...
    > > >Daddy : Oh SHIT!!
    > > >Son : Daddy, what's shit?
    > > >At this moment, Daddy eyes bulged, and quickly thought of
    something to
    > > >Daddy : It means shaving cream, son.
    > > >Son : Oh I see!!
    4th Scene..
    Christmas is approaching, and mommy was stuffing the turkey into the
    The turkey just wouldn't fit into the stove, so she said...
    > > >Mommy : Oh! Fuck!
    > > >Son : Mommy, what's fuck?
    At this moment, Mommy froze.
    She quickly thought of something to say.
    > > >Mommy : It means stuffing, son
    > > >Son : Oh I see!!
    5th Scene...
    It's Chrismas Eve! Little son exuberantly opened the door to let all
    that is
    uncles, aunties, cousins and friends come into the house.
    Proudly he said... "Welcome in, Bastards and Bitches! Please put all
    breasts and penises at that corner of the house ! My parent are busy
    at the moment. You see; Daddy is putting shit on his face upstairs and
    is fucking the turkey in the kitchen. Don't worry they will come out in
    > > >Everyone fainted!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. Dracula

    Dracula Never Ending Dreams

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    lolzzz, đúng là ông bố bà mẹ này hơi dại dột khi tự bào chữa cho những câu nói bậy của mình. Câu chuyện này hay thiệt :) :D :D =D>
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